Hadn't thought of it like that....

GOOD FRIENDS: Never ask for food

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food

GOOD FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

GOOD FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the cell next to you going "That was awesome. Let's do it again!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Knock on your door

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he dumps you

BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and whisper "You'll die in seven days!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very detailed biography of your life

GOOD FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you have enough

BEST FRIENDS: See you stumbling all over of the place and says "Hey, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Help you hide the bodies

GOOD FRIENDS: Are for a little while

BEST FRIENDS: Are for LIFE!

GOOD FRIENDS: Would ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would re-post this and share it with their best friend